Snarky Oracle Crystal Ball

Unlock the secrets of the universe while chuckling to yourself with the fabulously witty fortune-telling crystal orb. Pose your most pressing inquiries to this snarky oracle, and await the cleverly crafted responses that will leave you in stitches. With a repertoire of comical retorts such as 'not in this lifetime' and 'try again, genius,' this whimsical magic ball keeps the mood light even when you’re wrestling with the serious stuff. It’s perfect for those moments when you need a little guidance but want to keep it fun. Whether you’re pondering your love life or debating that questionable career move, this cheeky companion has your back—just don’t take it too seriously!