Undead Slayer Forearm Blade

Slice your way through the undead horde with the ultimate survival tool: the forearm blade sword. Forged from high-grade stainless steel, this beauty will have you carving your path to safety as smoothly as a chef’s knife through a ripe tomato. In a world overrun by brain-munching monsters, this weapon ensures you’re always prepared for whatever grotesque surprises await. Whether you're navigating the ruins of civilization or just trying to fend off the neighbor's pesky dog, this sword has got your back. Just remember, it won't help you with your dwindling food supplies, the existential dread of survival, or that pesky sunburn you forgot to apply sunscreen for.