Bathroom Bragging Rights Roll

Are you tired of your impressive bathroom accomplishments going unrecognized? Fear not, for the ultimate tool is here to document your epic releases! With our innovative measuring tape toilet paper, you can now keep track of your grand performances in the porcelain throne arena. No longer will you have to wonder if that was a two-footer or a mere warm-up. This whimsical yet functional roll lets you measure your 'creative outputs' with precision, ensuring you're always ready to share your achievements with friends and family. So grab your tape and prepare to be crowned the reigning champion of the restroom, because it's time to give your bathroom escapades the recognition they truly deserve!