Asteroid for Change

Let’s face it, whether you're cheering for the left or right, we’re all in the same sinking boat this election season. Why not cast your ballot for something that truly deserves it – a MASSIVE ASTEROID! This celestial rock promises to obliterate the current mess, freeing us from the endless cycle of debates and drama. A Massive Asteroid will bring an end to all taxes, halt those pesky carbon footprints, and finally allow humanity to focus on the important things, like intergalactic vacations. Forget the usual candidates and their empty promises; this is the cosmic solution we've all been waiting for. So, let’s unite for a brighter future – or a brighter end!